yeah I'm pretty much your average person. except for the fact that I'm slightly crazy. i love to dance and i don't care who's watching. I also love to eat and nothing is going to keep me from my chocolate. Potatoes.
the life and times
in bio class we were talking about punnet squares and recessive genes and blood types and this kid was like both of my parents blood types are B and I’m a type O and the teacher was like no that’s impossible and whatever it turns out that the kid is adopted and he found out via bio class oh my fucking god
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
(via eternal-sunshiine)
uoa:
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
because we’re all pussies.
(via yochillthefuckoutbro)
tank tops aren’t allowed at school??? the bible said adam and eve not adam and sleeve
(via sunsetskiesinyoureyes)
Interviewer: Has a woman ever made you cry?
Seth Meyers: Well, I’m just going to get this out of the way: I’m a crier. When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I’ll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.
(Source: feyminism, via sunsetskiesinyoureyes)
